if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
i’m really scared about my future but at the same time, i don’t give a shit
do you see my problem
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.